Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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