Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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