It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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