So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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