Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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