I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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