addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Enjoy the penises
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
