The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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