I'm really into asian looking animals
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
