well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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