Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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