I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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