Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
