Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She bit a glass in half.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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