farters have to be the big spoon...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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