Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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