I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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