the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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