I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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