oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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