Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
