'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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