I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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