There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think your dad took our porno
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
