it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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