The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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