Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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