i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
