This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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