You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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