i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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