wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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