What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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