Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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