Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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