yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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