Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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