No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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