fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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