it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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