chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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