I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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