another moral hangover. fuck.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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