my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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