He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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