I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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