I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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