That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
