i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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