I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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