I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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