I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
