So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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