Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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